Fiction is the truth inside the lie

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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1 day ago with 194,171 notes — via alicemindspeight, © merlinwhosuperpotterlock
#parks and rec



1 day ago with 371,831 notes — via alicemindspeight, © alwaysmoneyinthebnanastand
#rob Lowe though #parks and rec



bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

1 day ago with 88,580 notes — via alaynes, © bananagirlworld16
#are there people who dont love night at the museum #I don't think there are



parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

2 days ago with 42,300 notes — via doctoranddeandeducinginwesteros, © best-of-imgur
#gotg



pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

pleatedjeans:

ah yes, the majestic Word Bank.

2 days ago with 226,023 notes — via orphaniehaus, © pleatedjeans
#omg



hospital-forr-souls:

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED


oh my god this cheered me up so fast.

hospital-forr-souls:

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

Im so confused am i meant to add them iM SO CONFUSED

oh my god this cheered me up so fast.

6 days ago with 338,938 notes — via ivehadmyweetabix, © omgpoetry
#oh my GOD



1 week ago with 1,367 notes — via lynx-panther, © ssaalexblake
#FUCJFKFK #Criminal Minds



2 weeks ago with 12,117 notes — via myeverywhimx, © jakesjohnson
#god I love this show #new girl



evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

evolutionofafitgeek:

liveasbravemen:

“I like clothes now. I have more energy. I sleep better. My sex drive is up. Blood’s flowing. I’m less susceptible to impulse. I’m in a different mode. When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day. Moments aren’t just moments. A moment might be a week or a month. So instead of Boy, I’d love to eat this hamburger right now, I’m considering a little further into the future. I’m thinking, I eat that hamburger and that’s 1,200 calories, and I’m gonna work out tomorrow and lose 800 calories. I may as well eat a salad here, still do that workout, and then I’m actually making progress.” — Chris Pratt

This just motivated the fuck out of me.

2 weeks ago with 122,688 notes — via kieranmonroe, © liveasbravemen
#Chris Pratt #is this technically fitspo? Idek #fitness



John Diggle Appreciation Week

Day 4: Favorite funny moment(s)

2 weeks ago with 850 notes — via cpcoulter, © moiradearden
#diggle is my FUCKING FAV DONT LOOK AT ME #arrow