You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
Lift up your lightsabers.
We lift them up to the lord.
Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.
It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.
A reading from the book of Luke.
This is so accurate it hurts.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
Are we?
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
Stronger by Lizdarcy
Chapter 13
AO3 | Sebklaine.net (Although the layout is wank, can’t fix it)
When he looked up Senator Anderson, every link brought him back to the Senator’s campaign web page. It was like a glimpse into right-wing asshole heaven. Sebastian didn’t even know Andrew’s last name, so he could look up anything about him. He tried looking up claiming laws, but that just brought up articles about the new reforms. Maybe if he knew where to start it wouldn’t be so difficult, but there was just so much information, and none of it seemed to make sense.
The front door opened and closed, and Sebastian grunted in answer to Kurt’s call, quickly exiting his tabs and opening up a search for cooking schools instead.
He knew he couldn’t tell Kurt. The instinct to divulge every tiny secret was at war with the instinct to protect his Dom, and he knew how dangerous it was to play a game like this. If he found someway to help Andrew, it wasn’t going to look good for Daddy Anderson. People could get hurt, and he refused to let Kurt be one of them.
“If you test me, you will fail .”
- Hikaru Sulu a.k.a Hidden Badass Motherfucker
Crouching Pilot, Hidden Badass.
Never thought of it from that angle.
that is not acute joke.
i’m finding it rather obtuse tbh
i’m pretty sure neither of you is right
they are telling it to you straight
300% DONE
i think you mean 360%
shut the fuck up
THESE ARE MY PEOPLE.
remember that one episode where all the starks were together and happy
did you mean…the pilot?
